Reality Show Heidi Montag Reveals Plastic Surgery Addiction

She’s my least favorite reality star person (after Jon and Kate, ok and the Duggers) , but Heidi Montag, Hills star, 23, has just announced her addiction to plastic surgery and I want to slap her. Reportedly, it’s only the second time under the knife (really?) but she had a staggering 10 plastic-surgery procedures in one day.
"I'm beyond addicted," she told People in a cover story that hits newsstands today. Montag told the magazine she has been contemplating the surgeries for three years, but kept her family in the dark about her total transformation plans. Her goal, she says, was to be "the best of me."

To achieve her goals she had the following; liposuction on her neck, waist, hips, inner and outer thighs, a buttocks augmentation and a revision of a prior breast enhancement. She also had her ears pinned, a "mini" brow lift, a chin reduction, botox in her forehead as well as fat injections in her cheeks and the folds around her mouth.
To be fair, several of those are relatively minor procedures – like the Botox – but why do they slap her body on the cover of People? She’s a minor celeb and now it looks like she’s undergoing surgery simply to get another 5 minutes of fame.

Why the hell a doctor won’t tell her “no” is beyond me. Um…she’s 23! Oh yeah – I bet she’s paying in cash.
And, to be fair, I’d rather have to see in the checkout line of the grocery store than I would on the next season of “Apprentice” (or anything else with Steven Baldwin. Ever.)